I do have a thing for funky shoes. These have a cute little fish pattern all over them.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
HNT: Cute Little Shoes
I do have a thing for funky shoes. These have a cute little fish pattern all over them.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Vibrating Wood!
This is another video review I did for EdenFantasys, and you can watch it and read the review here.
Enjoy!
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Symphony For One
The Symphony comes in a burgundy and white box, with a drawing of the outline of the product on the top. Product information is on the sides and bottom. Inside the box is the Symphony, nestled in a burgundy foam holder and shrink-wrapped in plastic. A small instruction manual in several languages is also included.
This vibrator is made from silicone, so it’s non-porous, hypoallergenic, phthalates-free and latex-free. It’s odorless and tasteless right out of the package. It is smooth to the touch, with a bit of drag from its matte finish. There is a noticeable seam that runs around it, but the seam cannot be felt during use and doesn’t detract from the Symphony’s stimulation. There are also some light indentation lines that run from the clitoral bulge out to the shaft of the Symphony, and some small nubs on the clitoral piece itself. I would have preferred the clitoral bulge to be a bit longer, but it was pleasurable once I got the Symphony situated.
The Symphony is made of silicone, so it’s easy to clean. While it can’t be boiled or run through the dishwasher, it can be washed with antibacterial soap and warm water and dried with a soft towel. A condom should always be used if sharing this toy, and only water-based lubricants should be used.
The batteries should be removed when the Symphony is not in use, and it should be stored away from direct sunlight. The box works well to store this toy.
The Symphony It resembles a wave, and it is a soft pink in color with a black base. A raised M in a circle is on the backside above the base. The Symphony is 8 1/2” long, with about 4” of insertable length, from the tip to right above the clitoral bump. With a 1 5/8” diameter at its widest point, the Symphony creates a feeling of fullness.
The buttons on the base face you when the toy is inserted and are easy to press. The base is easy to hold on to for rocking the toy. The base unscrews to reveal a battery compartment that holds 4 AAA batteries. A battery position diagram clearly shows how they should be inserted.
The Symphony sports 10 modes of vibration, all of which are felt mostly in the tip. In fact, the closer you get to the clitoral nub, the less the vibrations can be felt, if at all.
Two buttons, one above the other on the base, control the Symphony. Pressing either will change the vibration pattern, and the LED light between the buttons changes color when pressed. The Symphony can be turned off by pressing and holding either button, or by cycling through the vibration patterns.
In addition to changing color, the LED light also flashes in tempo with the buttons and strength. It is green for low vibrations, yellow for medium, and red for high. This is a handy feature, as you can tell what intensity the vibrations are on.
If you start by pressing the top button, the vibration patterns are:
- Fast, strong pulses
- Short, long pulses
- 2 short and 1 long pulse pattern
- 5 pulses, from low vibration increasing to high vibration
- Low to medium vibration, 2 fast pulses, then medium to high vibration and 2 fast pulses (repeats)
- Low to high vibration over 10 seconds, 2 fast pulses, then high to low vibration over 10 seconds and 2 fast pulses (repeats)
- Low to high vibration for 10 seconds followed by 3 pulses, 1 each of low, medium, and high intensity (repeats)
- Low steady vibration
- Medium steady vibration
- High steady vibration
- Off
If you start with the bottom button, the sequence is reversed. What’s unusual here is that the high steady vibration, typically my favorite mode on a vibrator, is the first vibration pattern when starting with the bottom button. The vibration patterns are unique, and it’s easy to find a few that will work best for you.
What's especially nice is the Symphony is waterproof. Just make sure to securely twist on the cap to prevent water leaking into the battery compartment. While it isn't a good toy for the shower, it's great to relax in a bubble bath and let the Symphony do its thing.
I got the Siena Symphony on my own dime, and you can too at EdenFantasys.
G-spot and clitoral vibrator by Mantric Material: Silicone Safety: $36.74 | ||
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Pleasurists #58

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.
Did you miss Pleasurists #57? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #59? Use our submission form and submit it before Sunday December 27th at 11:59pm PST. Be sure to read our submission guidelines.
Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.
- Time for a Bit of Freestyle Deadline: December 27th @ Midnight.
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- We Screwed Up Deadline: January 1st.
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e[lust] #3
Editor’s Pick
- Eros and Isis Leo by Domina Doll
Their line of sensual adult toys are made from 100% silicone and are exquisite objects d’art. With names like Lancelot, Cleo and Leo the Lion, their inspiration lies in mythical eroticism and fervent fantasies. Each erotic object is disguised as a fine art collectable and resemble antiqued silver, jade or gold chess pieces or figurines.
Note: Every once in a while a toy comes along that simply takes my breath away, and I just can’t resist making it EP for the week, and this was one of those. There are tons of other amazing reviews this week, though too, it was difficult to choose!
Editrix
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
On to the reviews…
Vibrators
- Santa Duckie by Lady Evyl
- OhMiBod Freestyle by Domina Doll
- Mantric Miyakodori by namelesschaos
- Orion Secret by LikeSunshinedust
- JimmyJane Little Chroma by Domina Doll
- Fairy Mini Wand by Joanna Cake
- Miracle Massager by Julietia
- Precious Metal Gems by Mistress Kay
- TotalJoy Barbabelle by Domina Doll
- bSwish bCurious by Carrie Ann
- LELO Ina by Victoria
- OhMiBod Freestyle by ToyWithMe
- Ophoria Beyond 1 by Domina Doll
- Fairy Pocket Mini by jexhibitionism
- Venus Penis 2 by Julietia
Dildos
- Soju Sugar by Domina Doll
- Rainbow Mega Nubby by Melen’s Rayne
- Candy Cane by Sammi
- Mantric Sysil Edge by Saraid
- Whipspider Wave by toygirl
- Shiri Zinn Swarovski Glass Range by Domina Doll
- Purple Rain Wand by DarlingDove
Anal Toys
- Liberance by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- Tantus Little Flirt by Amber of DivergentDance
- Anal Jewelry by Domina Doll
- Juli Ashton’s Anal Beginner Kit by DarlingDove
Toys for Cocks
Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.
BDSM/Fetish
- Leather Vampire Gloves by Mistress Kay
- Spartacus Lavish Nipple Clamps by Sammi
- Kinky Cuffs by Mistress Kay
- Strict Leather Heart Felt Petal Flogger by Domina Doll
Adult Books/Games
Adult Movies/Porn
- Courtney Trouble’s Speakeasy by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
- Midori’s Expert Guide to Sensual Bondage by Sammi
- Bend Over Boyfriend by Wilhelmina Wang
- Art School Girls are Easy by Domina Doll
- PopPorn: The Guide To Making Fuck – Disc 1 by J.D. Bauchery
- The Curse of Macbeth by FrzKey
- Her Porn Volume 1 (Disc 1) – Scene 6 by The Porn Librarian
- Waterbed Nymphos by J.D. Bauchery
- Discipline Vol. 1 by FrzKey
Storage
Miscellaneous
- Vegan Jaguar Harness by Saraid
- Plus Size Strap-on Harness by Nadia West
- Fun Factory Smartballs Teneo by Undressed Reviews
- Stone Vaginal Eggs by Domina Doll
- Fun Factory Smartballs by Dr. Ruthie

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Sunday, December 20, 2009
Wanna Win a Freestyle?

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Friday, December 18, 2009
A Merry Christmas Toy
This dildo is made of clear tempered glass with a red “ribbon” in the glass for the stripes. This ribbon runs around the cane in a continuous line. Tempered glass is smooth, non-porous, phthalates-free, and hypoallergenic. The glass is shatter-resistant, but should always be checked for chips or cracks before and after use. It can be used for temperature play by running it under warm water or putting it in the refrigerator (but never put it in the microwave!)
The Candy Cane can be cleaned by using antibacterial soap and water, or your favorite toy cleaner. It can also be boiled or run through the dishwasher on the top rack to disinfect it. If you plan on sharing it, though, please use a condom. Water-based, silicone, and oil lubricants are all safe to use, and just a little lube goes a long way to make the Candy Cane super slick.
This is a surprisingly discreet sex toy if it’s around Christmas. It can be hung on the tree (make sure it’s far enough back so it doesn’t fall and break), or laid out on the table with other holiday decorations. If you have a lot of Christmas knick-knacks it will fit right in.
The Candy Cane is about 7 1/2” long, with 6” insertable from the stem end. The other end can only be inserted an inch or 2 due to its curve. The Candy Cane is only 1” in diameter, so it’s easy to slide in.
The cane is safe to use anally, even without a flared base, as the curve makes it unlikely to slip all the way in, and either end can be inserted. The rounded handle end makes it easy to hold onto and thrust, but be careful not to thrust too hard, especially if using on a partner, so you don’t bruise them.
This is a fun way to spice up your holiday play!
I bought this toy on my own dime. You can too, at EdenFantasys. Have some fun this Christmas!
Glass wands by Don Wands Material: Tempered glass Safety: |
Pretty, Shiny Clamps
This product was provided to me free of charge by Babeland in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
HNT : Holiday Shoes
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Midori's Expert Guide to Sensual Bondage
- Midori and Adrianna demonstrate how to tie the Midori Scarf Harness
- Safe Sex information between two partners.
- Behind the Scenes footage with Adrianna and Midori chatting
- Photo gallery
- Previews
- Vivid Ed commercial
This product was provided to me free of charge by Babeland in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
Pleasurists #57

by Perry Gallagher
Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.
Did you miss Pleasurists #56? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #58? Use our submission form and submit it before Sunday December 20th at 11:59pm PST. Be sure to read our submission guidelines.
Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.
- Win a Kama Sutra Weekender Kit Deadline: December 17th @ Noon Eastern.
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- We Screwed Up Deadline: January 1st.
e[lust] #2
Editrix
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
On to the reviews…
Vibrators
- My Mini Miracle Massager by Epiphora
- Doc Johnson Remote Control Vibrating Egg by Joan Price
- Cal Exotics iTap G-Vibe by EffinSara
- Evolved Novelties Red Diamond Vibe by EffinSara
- InfraRed Massager by CarrieAnn
- Wonder Vibe by Eliot
- LELO Mia by Sammi
- Better Than Chocolate by Epiphora
- Evolved Novelties Red Diamond Vibe by Dani Darling
- Natural Contours by Joan Price
- Rosa by LikeSunshineDust
- I Rub My Duckie by The Duchess
- Turbo 8 Accelerator Double Vibro Bullets by Mistress Dartmouth
- Engagement Finger Ring by Melen’s Rayne
- LELO Ella by Alley
- Tantus Curve by Wilhelmina Wang
- Tantus Acute by EffinSara
- Boy 1 by Saraid
- Don Wands Pink Bent Graduate by Mystyfi
- Tantus Alumina Revolve by Kaijah
- Turbo 8 Accelorator Vibro Bullets by Alley
Toys for Cocks
Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.
- Babeland Massage Candle by True Pleasures
- Babeland Massage Candle by Sexorcism
- Good Clean Love Gift Set by Carrie Ann
- Carnal Pleasures Kit by MrsThomasJohnson
- Kama Sutra Sensual Bathing Gel by Carrie Ann
- Jimmyjane Afterglow Candle by Carrie Ann
- Intimate Organics Body Souffle by Carrie Ann
Adult Books
Adult Movies/Porn
Storage
Lingerie
Miscellaneous
- Wind-Up Strokin’ Santa by Sammi
- Fun Factory Teneo Uno and Duo by Essin’ Em
- ToiBocks by Carnivalesq
- Mini Nipple Suckers by Dani Darling

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Friday, December 11, 2009
Santa's Strokin' It
Strokin’ Santa comes displayed under a plastic bubble on a red and white cardboard tag. Santa is visible, with his prick loosely grasped in his hand. Underneath, as if there could be any doubt, the packaging proclaims “’Ol Saint Nick, Strokin’ His Prick!”
This wind-up toy has his side knob accessible with him still in the package, which also announces “TRY ME!”. Well, how can you resist? A few quick turns of the knob and you can watch Santa stroke his enormous plastic penis, up and down, with his right hand.
I’m not sure if that means he’s a lefty or a righty, but he gets down to business for close to 20 seconds before he runs out of juice and stops stroking. Just turn the winder 7 times till he’s at maximum stroking capacity.
Strokin’ Santa is about 5” tall. He’s pretty slim ( I suspect that’s so he can reach that cock he’s strokin’), with an overly pink face and white beard, flesh colored hands, and flesh colored cock and balls. He wears a red hat and suit accented with black belt and boots. Santa’s made of plastic, so he’s hard all over, especially where it counts. Three small visible screws hold him together in the back.
His cock is huge, relatively speaking, at about 1” long from its tip to its balls. It reaches up over the belt of his pants. The wind-up is on his left side.
The Strokin’ Santa is poseable, with his legs moving at the hips, and his arms at the shoulders. Unfortunately, his knees and elbows don't bend. His head bobs slightly while he strokes.
Want to see him stroke standing up? He can do that. He can also lean forwards at an angle, resting his free hand on his sleigh or maybe a reindeer while doing his business. He’ll tip over this way if not balancing himself on another object with his hand. He can also sit straddle on the ground.
Strokin’ Santa is a bit noisy, but he sounds no different than other wind-up toys. He’s cheesy and corny, and pretty humerous – just don’t let the kids see. And don't wind him up in front of the dogs. They may decide he’s a cleverly disguised chew bone, and just one crunch will stop Strokin' Santa from pleasuring himself ever again.
Strokin’ Santa was provided to me free of charge for review from EdenFantasys. For your amusement, you can get one of your very own from EdenFantasys by clicking here.
Gags by Pipedream Special features: Bachelorette party, Birthday party $7.99 | ||
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Thursday, December 10, 2009
HNT : Tattoo #4
Enjoy, and let me know what you think!
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Mia, Oh Mia!
To check out my new review, including the video, click here or on the picture below.
Enjoy!
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Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Pleasurists #56

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.
Did you miss Pleasurists #55? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #57? Use our submission form and submit it before Sunday December 13th at 11:59pm PST. Be sure to read our submission guidelines.
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- Hitachi Magic Wand Giveaway Deadline: December 9th.
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- Gee, Baby. It’s Cold Outside – Winter Giveaway! Deadline: December 11th @ Noon Eastern.
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The latest edition! e[lust] #2
Editor’s Pick
- Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex by Ashley
At the core of the book is this: it is very, very difficult to study human beings sexually in a scientific setting. Science and sex are both delicate things and no normal human being is going to act the way they normally do while doing the down and dirty if they’re being watched, probed, evaluated, hooked to machines, and so on.Note: Some EP’s are picked because of the review itself and some are picked because the product made me go “Oooooh, want!” This one is definitely the latter. That’s not to say the review isn’t good too, it’s just overshadowed by my desire to read this and everything else by Mary Roach. Will you have the same reaction?
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
On to the reviews…
Vibrators
- OhMiBod Freestyle by Mystyfi
- Santa Duckie by Sammi
- My Mini Miracle Massager by Laurel
- LELO Elise by Eliot Bodem
- Lipstick by Sammi
- Lovemoiselle Cecile by Toygirl
- Venus Butterfly by Alley
- Jimmyjane Little Chroma Inked by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
- Turbo 8 Accelerator Micro Bullet by Curvaceous Dee
- Mystic Wand by Beautiful Dreamer
- Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing Bullet by Amorous Rocker
- LELO Ella by Eliot Bodem
- Tentacle by True Pleasures
- Anthro Dragon by True Pleasures
- Bette by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- Tantus O2 Rascal by Carrie Ann
- Silicone Splash Dolphin by Carrie Ann
- Jollies Jollet by Carrie Ann
- Soft Serve by Epiphora
- Raquel by Epiphora
- Fun Factory Curve by ripley61
Toys for Cocks
- Tenga Egg – Silky by True Pleasures
- Tenga Flip Hole and Fleshlight by Champagne and Benzedrine
- Tenga Egg by Dani Darling
- Fleshlight Ice by Undressed Reviews
- ID Glide by Undressed Reviews
- Coochy Shave Creme Collection by Melen’s Rayne
- Coochy Protection Mist by Melen’s Rayne
- JimmyJane Contour I by Saraid
- Zeus Electrogasm by N
- Angel Whip by Mistress Kay
- Ring Gag by Alpine Subdreams
- Delrin Cane by Melen’s Rayne
- Leatherbeaten Tingle Whip by Sleeping Dreamer
- Silver Tweezer Nipple Clamps by Mistress Kay
- KinkAcademy.com by Nadia West
- Josephine by Alpine Subdreams
- Japanese Bondage Rope by Mistress Kay
- The Opening of Misty Beethoven by Laurel
- Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes Scene 2 by J.D. Bauchery
- Torture Toys by FrzKey
- Dorm Life 18 – Cum Hard Or Fuck Off by The Porn Librarian
- Seven Minutes In Heaven: Coming Out! by J.D. Bauchery
- School Of Masochists – Perfect Edition by FrzKey
Lingerie
- Lace Top Thigh Highs by Carnivalesq
- Brocade Corset by Joanna Cake
- Tantric Satin Ties Eye Mask by Alley
- Spareparts Theo Harness by Carnivalesq
- P Style by Garnet Joyce
- Smartballs Part I and Part II by Joan Price
- Spareparts Theo Harness by Sleeping Dreamer
- Spareparts Joque Harness by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
- Spareparts Joque Harness by Epiphora
- Liberator Fascinator Throe by Britni TheVadgeWig
- Kegel8 Tight & Tone by Joanna Cake

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