Today is quite a special day,
It's the date of Dr. Seuss's birthday!
I like to read his stories here,
I like to read his stories there,
I like to read them anywhere!
I like to perv them a bit too,
Which I did last year, and just for you.
Imagine if he wrote of sex,
Whether with your love, or with your ex.
He'd likely write of sex in cars,
Sex in dungeons, and sex in bars.
Sex in houses, sex on boats,
Sex for fun (but not with goats!)
My piece is up on Eden Cafe,
Read it, see what he would say.
Try it, try it, and you may,
Enjoy a bit of humor today.
Try it and you may, I say!